Friday, April 17, 2009

Hulk Hogan Blasted By Wife



Hulk Hogan's estranged spouse Linda has criticised him for saying he understands why men kill their wives.

The TV personality - who filed for divorce from the wrestler in 2007 because of his alleged affairs - is infuriated with her husband's recent comments.

She said: "Hulk's serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates."

This comes just days after the wrestling legend - real name Terry Bollea - says he understands OJ Simpson, the star who was controversially acquitted of killing his wife Nicole Brown and her alleged lover Ronald Goldman in a jealous rage in 1994.

He said: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000 sq ft home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife. I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Hulk's serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates.

The wrestler claims he was driven out of his home by Linda and she is spending $40,000 of his money each month.

He has since released a statement which downplays his earlier comments.

It read: "Hulk in no way condones the OJ situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation."

Meanwhile, Linda's publicist has also blasted the professional wrestler and claims his wife of 25 years was forced to live in fear because of Hulk's "rage and instability".

Gary Smith said: "We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers. Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously. Linda's attorney Ray Rafool is weighing all options necessary to protect his client."

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Top 10 Most Famous Hackers of All Time

Black Hat Crackers

The Internet abounds with hackers, known as crackers or "black hats," who work to exploit computer systems. They are the ones you've seen on the news being hauled away for cybercrimes. Some of them do it for fun and curiosity, while others are looking for personal gain. In this section we profile five of the most famous and interesting "black hat" hackers.

1. Jonathan James: James gained notoriety when he became the first juvenile to be sent to prison for hacking. He was sentenced at 16 years old. In an anonymous PBS interview, he professes, "I was just looking around, playing around. What was fun for me was a challenge to see what I could pull off."

James's major intrusions targeted high-profile organizations. He installed a backdoor into a Defense Threat Reduction Agency server. The DTRA is an agency of the Department of Defense charged with reducing the threat to the U.S. and its allies from nuclear, biological, chemical, conventional and special weapons. The backdoor he created enabled him to view sensitive emails and capture employee usernames and passwords.

James also cracked into NASA computers, stealing software worth approximately $1.7 million. According to the Department of Justice, "The software supported the International Space Station's physical environment, including control of the temperature and humidity within the living space." NASA was forced to shut down its computer systems, ultimately racking up a $41,000 cost. James explained that he downloaded the code to supplement his studies on C programming, but contended, "The code itself was crappy . . . certainly not worth $1.7 million like they claimed."

Given the extent of his intrusions, if James, also known as "c0mrade," had been an adult he likely would have served at least 10 years. Instead, he was banned from recreational computer use and was slated to serve a six-month sentence under house arrest with probation. However, he served six months in prison for violation of parole. Today, James asserts that he's learned his lesson and might start a computer security company.




2. Adrian Lamo: Lamo's claim to fame is his break-ins at major organizations like The New York Times and Microsoft. Dubbed the "homeless hacker," he used Internet connections at Kinko's, coffee shops and libraries to do his intrusions. In a profile article, "He Hacks by Day, Squats by Night," Lamo reflects, "I have a laptop in Pittsburgh, a change of clothes in D.C. It kind of redefines the term multi-jurisdictional."

Lamo's intrusions consisted mainly of penetration testing, in which he found flaws in security, exploited them and then informed companies of their shortcomings. His hits include Yahoo!, Bank of America, Citigroup and Cingular. When white hat hackers are hired by companies to do penetration testing, it's legal. What Lamo did is not.

When he broke into The New York Times' intranet, things got serious. He added himself to a list of experts and viewed personal information on contributors, including Social Security numbers. Lamo also hacked into The Times' LexisNexis account to research high-profile subject matter.

For his intrusion at The New York Times, Lamo was ordered to pay approximately $65,000 in restitution. He was also sentenced to six months of home confinement and two years of probation, which expired January 16, 2007. Lamo is currently working as an award-winning journalist and public speaker.



3. Kevin Mitnick: A self-proclaimed "hacker poster boy," Mitnick went through a highly publicized pursuit by authorities. His mischief was hyped by the media but his actual offenses may be less notable than his notoriety suggests. The Department of Justice describes him as "the most wanted computer criminal in United States history." His exploits were detailed in two movies: Freedom Downtime and Takedown.

Mitnick had a bit of hacking experience before committing the offenses that made him famous. He started out exploiting the Los Angeles bus punch card system to get free rides. Then, like Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, dabbled in phone phreaking. Although there were numerous offenses, Mitnick was ultimately convicted for breaking into the Digital Equipment Corporation's computer network and stealing software.

Mitnick's mischief got serious when he went on a two and a half year "coast-to-coast hacking spree." The CNN article, "Legendary computer hacker released from prison," explains that "he hacked into computers, stole corporate secrets, scrambled phone networks and broke into the national defense warning system." He then hacked into computer expert and fellow hacker Tsutomu Shimomura's home computer, which led to his undoing.

Today, Mitnick has been able to move past his role as a black hat hacker and become a productive member of society. He served five years, about 8 months of it in solitary confinement, and is now a computer security consultant, author and speaker.



4. Kevin Poulsen: Also known as Dark Dante, Poulsen gained recognition for his hack of LA radio's KIIS-FM phone lines, which earned him a brand new Porsche, among other items. Law enforcement dubbed him "the Hannibal Lecter of computer crime."

Authorities began to pursue Poulsen after he hacked into a federal investigation database. During this pursuit, he further drew the ire of the FBI by hacking into federal computers for wiretap information.

His hacking specialty, however, revolved around telephones. Poulsen's most famous hack, KIIS-FM, was accomplished by taking over all of the station's phone lines. In a related feat, Poulsen also "reactivated old Yellow Page escort telephone numbers for an acquaintance who then ran a virtual escort agency." Later, when his photo came up on the show Unsolved Mysteries, 1-800 phone lines for the program crashed. Ultimately, Poulsen was captured in a supermarket and served a sentence of five years.

Since serving time, Poulsen has worked as a journalist. He is now a senior editor for Wired News. His most prominent article details his work on identifying 744 sex offenders with MySpace profiles.



5. Robert Tappan Morris: Morris, son of former National Security Agency scientist Robert Morris, is known as the creator of the Morris Worm, the first computer worm to be unleashed on the Internet. As a result of this crime, he was the first person prosecuted under the 1986 Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

Morris wrote the code for the worm while he was a student at Cornell. He asserts that he intended to use it to see how large the Internet was. The worm, however, replicated itself excessively, slowing computers down so that they were no longer usable. It is not possible to know exactly how many computers were affected, but experts estimate an impact of 6,000 machines. He was sentenced to three years' probation, 400 hours of community service and a fined $10,500.

Morris is currently working as a tenured professor at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory. He principally researches computer network architectures including distributed hash tables such as Chord and wireless mesh networks such as Roofnet.



[i]White Hat Hackers

Hackers that use their skills for good are classified as "white hat." These white hats often work as certified "Ethical Hackers," hired by companies to test the integrity of their systems. Others, operate without company permission by bending but not breaking laws and in the process have created some really cool stuff. In this section we profile five white hat hackers and the technologies they have developed.



1. Stephen Wozniak: "Woz" is famous for being the "other Steve" of Apple. Wozniak, along with current Apple CEO Steve Jobs, co-founded Apple Computer. He has been awarded with the National Medal of Technology as well as honorary doctorates from Kettering University and Nova Southeastern University. Additionally, Woz was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in September 2000.

Woz got his start in hacking making blue boxes, devices that bypass telephone-switching mechanisms to make free long-distance calls. After reading an article about phone phreaking in Esquire, Wozniak called up his buddy Jobs. The pair did research on frequencies, then built and sold blue boxes to their classmates in college. Wozniak even used a blue box to call the Pope while pretending to be Henry Kissinger.

Wozniak dropped out of college and came up with the computer that eventually made him famous. Jobs had the bright idea to sell the computer as a fully assembled PC board. The Steves sold Wozniak's cherished scientific calculator and Jobs' VW van for capital and got to work assembling prototypes in Jobs' garage. Wozniak designed the hardware and most of the software. In the Letters section of Woz.org, he recalls doing "what Ed Roberts and Bill Gates and Paul Allen did and tons more, with no help." Wozniak and Jobs sold the first 100 of the Apple I to a local dealer for $666.66 each.

Woz no longer works full time for Apple, focusing primarily on philanthropy instead. Most notable is his function as fairy godfather to the Los Gatos, Calif. School District. "Wozniak 'adopted' the Los Gatos School District, providing students and teachers with hands-on teaching and donations of state-of-the-art technology equipment."


2. Tim Berners-Lee: Berners-Lee is famed as the inventor of the World Wide Web, the system that we use to access sites, documents and files on the Internet. He has received numerous recognitions, most notably the Millennium Technology Prize.

While a student at Oxford University, Berners-Lee was caught hacking access with a friend and subsequently banned from University computers. w3.org reports, "Whilst [at Oxford], he built his first computer with a soldering iron, TTL gates, an M6800 processor and an old television." Technological innovation seems to have run in his genes, as Berners-Lee's parents were mathematicians who worked on the Manchester Mark1, one of the earliest electronic computers.

While working with CERN, a European nuclear research organization, Berners-Lee created a hypertext prototype system that helped researchers share and update information easily. He later realized that hypertext could be joined with the Internet. Berners-Lee recounts how he put them together: "I just had to take the hypertext idea and connect it to the TCP and DNS ideas and – ta-da! – the World Wide Web."

Since his creation of the World Wide Web, Berners-Lee founded the World Wide Web Consortium at MIT. The W3C describes itself as "an international consortium where Member organizations, a full-time staff and the public work together to develop Web standards." Berners-Lee's World Wide Web idea, as well as standards from the W3C, is distributed freely with no patent or royalties due.



3. Linus Torvalds: Torvalds fathered Linux, the very popular Unix-based operating system. He calls himself "an engineer," and has said that his aspirations are simple, "I just want to have fun making the best damn operating system I can."

Torvalds got his start in computers with a Commodore VIC-20, an 8-bit home computer. He then moved on to a Sinclair QL. Wikipedia reports that he modified the Sinclair "extensively, especially its operating system." Specifically, Torvalds hacks included "an assembler and a text editor…as well as a few games."

Torvalds created the Linux kernel in 1991, using the Minix operating system as inspiration. He started with a task switcher in Intel 80386 assembly and a terminal driver. After that, he put out a call for others to contribute code, which they did. Currently, only about 2 percent of the current Linux kernel is written by Torvalds himself. The success of this public invitation to contribute code for Linux is touted as one of the most prominent examples of free/open source software.

Currently, Torvalds serves as the Linux ringleader, coordinating the code that volunteer programmers contribute to the kernel. He has had an asteroid named after him and received honorary doctorates from Stockholm University and University of Helsinki. He was also featured in Time Magazine's "60 Years of Heroes."


4. Richard Stallman: Stallman's fame derives from the GNU Project, which he founded to develop a free operating system. For this, he's known as the father of free software. His "Serious Bio" asserts, "Non-free software keeps users divided and helpless, forbidden to share it and unable to change it. A free operating system is essential for people to be able to use computers in freedom."

Stallman, who prefers to be called rms, got his start hacking at MIT. He worked as a "staff hacker" on the Emacs project and others. He was a critic of restricted computer access in the lab. When a password system was installed, Stallman broke it down, resetting passwords to null strings, then sent users messages informing them of the removal of the password system.

Stallman's crusade for free software started with a printer. At the MIT lab, he and other hackers were allowed to modify code on printers so that they sent convenient alert messages. However, a new printer came along – one that they were not allowed to modify. It was located away from the lab and the absence of the alerts presented an inconvenience. It was at this point that he was "convinced…of the ethical need to require free software."

With this inspiration, he began work on GNU. Stallman wrote an essay, "The GNU Project," in which he recalls choosing to work on an operating system because it's a foundation, "the crucial software to use a computer." At this time, the GNU/Linux version of the operating system uses the Linux kernel started by Torvalds. GNU is distributed under "copyleft," a method that employs copyright law to allow users to use, modify, copy and distribute the software.

Stallman's life continues to revolve around the promotion of free software. He works against movements like Digital Rights Management (or as he prefers, Digital Restrictions Management) through organizations like Free Software Foundation and League for Programming Freedom. He has received extensive recognition for his work, including awards, fellowships and four honorary doctorates.


5. Tsutomu Shimomura: Shimomura reached fame in an unfortunate manner: he was hacked by Kevin Mitnick. Following this personal attack, he made it his cause to help the FBI capture him.

Shimomura's work to catch Mitnick is commendable, but he is not without his own dark side. Author Bruce Sterling recalls: "He pulls out this AT&T cellphone, pulls it out of the shrinkwrap, finger-hacks it, and starts monitoring phone calls going up and down Capitol Hill while an FBI agent is standing at his shoulder, listening to him."

Shimomura out-hacked Mitnick to bring him down. Shortly after finding out about the intrusion, he rallied a team and got to work finding Mitnick. Using Mitnick's cell phone, they tracked him near Raleigh-Durham International Airport. The article, "SDSC Computer Experts Help FBI Capture Computer Terrorist" recounts how Shimomura pinpointed Mitnick's location. Armed with a technician from the phone company, Shimomura "used a cellular frequency direction-finding antenna hooked up to a laptop to narrow the search to an apartment complex." Mitnick was arrested shortly thereafter. Following the pursuit, Shimomura wrote a book about the incident with journalist John Markoff, which was later turned into a movie.

We hope you have enjoyed our introduction to some of the most famous real-life hackers, both white and black alike, and have gotten a clearer impression of who hackers really are.

MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!



LOS ANGELES, CA - The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

MILEY CYRUS ASIAN PHOTO



LOS ANGELES, CA - Miley Cyrus has been accused of racism against Asians after a controversial photo was published. The Chinese government is not pleased.

The following photo was distributed online, of Cyrus and friends pulling their eyes slanted while sitting next to an unidentified Asian American boy.

Cyrus has yet to comment, but Asian American groups have already called for an apology. And now the Chinese government is also taking a stand.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People’s Republic of China has announced the immediate barring of Miley Cyrus from entering the country. The government has also banned any broadcast of her TV show, films, and any sales of merchandise.

The ban is currently indefinite.

Foreign minister Yang Jiechi has stated, “Miss Cyrus has made it clear she is no friend of China or anyone of East Asian descent. We have no interest in further polluting our children’s minds with her American ignorance.”

An anonymous source hinted that Cyrus plans to fly to Beijing to perform for the Premier’s children in hopes of persuading him to lift the ban.

Strip Club Host Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson is to host the opening of a strip club.

The blonde bombshell will appear alongside 'The Hills' reality TV star Audrina Partridge at the launch of Sapphire New York on April 27.

Gossip website Fox News reports: "While there are no guarantees that Pamela Anderson and Audrina Partridge will be flashing any flesh, the two Hollywood hotties have been booked to launch the new Gentleman's Club."

The new club will be part of eatery Prime 333 Steakhouse, which is situated on the Upper East Side.

Lindsay Lohan's ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson will DJ at the event, while 'Sopranos' stars Vincent Curatola and Steve Schirripa are also set to attend.

Although Pamela is only booked to host the evening, she has previously proved she is a natural performer of raunchy routines.

Last year, she impressed the audience at Paris' iconic Le Crazy Horse saloon - a burlesque club - by performing a steamy striptease involving a sheer black body stocking and a motorcycle.

She said at the time: "It's a celebration of women. It's done very respectfully, very classy, and it's a wonderful show for women as well as for men.

"This isn't for money. It's just for the love of the art, and the Crazy Horse does it best."

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Everyone Will Smoke These in the Future




How's this for innovation?: electronic cigarettes. Little white tubes that look like the real thing have a nicotine solution that's heated by a battery, and the user exhales a water vapor that looks like smoke. The FDA isn't quite sure what to make of them, although the manufacturer is clear: "It is not a drug, if you will. This is an adult smoking experience."

Miley Cyrus: Dream Girl





"Do I amooze you?" Miley Cyrus asks, hamming it up in a thick New York City accent while wearing an eighties snakeskin getup and chunky gold jewelry and chewing a huge wad of bright green gum. We're on the set of TV's Hannah Montana, and Miley, playing a Mafia princess, is trying to bail Lilly (comic foil Emily Osment) out from yet another dire situation. "You should have a little thing called a Miley shot," she jokes to the crew, as if she didn't already have their undivided attention. "Four cameras on me."

With taping finished for the day, Miley blows back into her dressing room like the teen tornado from Franklin, Tennessee, that she is. "Honey, I think I'm going to wear this tonight," she jokes to her boyfriend, Justin Gaston, referring to her tacky outfit. The model-singer—dressed in a tight black T-shirt, ripped jeans, a Diesel belt, and fairly visible Calvins—has been waiting patiently for his lady for 90 minutes, quietly strumming a guitar. "Good gosh," says Justin, a relatively Zen yin to Miley's easily excitable yang. The actress slips into sweats and promptly announces that she and Justin just looove Disney animation and plan to watch Alice in Wonderland that evening. "It's such a perverted movie," she continues, picking off her fake magenta nails. "It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online." Actually, some associate the movie with trippy psychedelics, not Ecstasy, but Miley's claim is just proof of her refreshing naïveté—her biggest vices seem to be caffeine and sushi. And for the record: Miley has never taken Ecstasy. I asked. "Me? No," she answers. But that doesn't mean she's not wild. "I'm a crazy chiquita," she freely admits. "I'm nuts."

Nuts, maybe. But she's also as close to your typical teenager as someone who earned $25 million last year could be. And like most teenagers, she's got strong opinions. Surprisingly strong, considering how the media follows her every word. Take, for example, her current reading list.

The Catcher in the Rye? "A little long." The Outsiders, however, is "the best book ever. He's going to deny it, but Justin," she calls out to her boyfriend, "didn't you cry?" She also loves Netflix, the iTunes free single of the week, and karaoke. But unlike most people, her recent karaoke adventure was with the JoBros. "Joe singing 'Bootylicious' was the most amazing thing I've ever seen," Miley says with no residual animosity in her voice for former flame Nick.

Instead, her knees get knocky over Jude Law, who is "so adorable" in The Holiday, Javier Bardem, who's "so sexy," and Gerard Butler. "You've seen him in P.S. I Love You, right?" Miley asks, swooning. "My favorite. I bawled my eyes out." And don't even get her started on Scarlett Johansson. "She is, honestly, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I went to He's Just Not That into You with Justin, and I was covering his eyes." One person who doesn't make her sweat? "I'm not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren't really in love with Rob; they're in love with Edward."

Whether Miley herself is in love at this moment is still up in the air. "I believe in love at first sight," she says. "It just hasn't happened to me." The first time she saw Justin, "I walked right by him. Love doesn't come from attraction, but from somewhere deeper. [Justin] is my best friend." They're inseparable and lately have been writing and producing music together in her home studio.

As for writing with BFFs Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, or Taylor Swift—"Demi and I are the most alike; I'm anti-drama"—that's not going to happen soon. "I like to keep my friendship separate," Miley says. "Otherwise, competition starts."

The way she tells it, it seems Miley is more comfortable with the opposite sex. In fact, in the dating department, she's often happy to make the first move. "It doesn't bother me," she says. "I want to know who made up the rules, because the rules are lame." For a sixteen year old, that kind of confidence is rare—and inspiring. It's probably also what makes her so popular. Women in general, she adds, "have such hard heads. I know I do. Someone can say, 'You're beautiful.' Then I think, Yeah, that's bull." Her songs, she hopes, counteract that insecurity with messages of empowerment: "The more you listen to a song, the more you're inspired by it."

If there's one thing Miley appreciates, it's a positive message. She likes clothes, she says, "but you don't show your personality by what you wear—it's about how you present yourself, by always having a smile." (Although she was born Destiny Hope Cyrus—how's that for prescience?—"Miley" comes from her "smiley" ways.) Her winning personality helped Miley get away with this year's Oscar dress, which, by her own account, was inspired by Ariel in The Little Mermaid. "I thought it was really fun," she says.

Oscar dress included, in 2009, Miley has been breaking out of the shackles of the Disney Channel and, well, trying to grow up as gracefully as possible. There's her memoir, Miles to Go, released in the spring. "People are like, 'You're sixteen, why would you write your life story?'" Miley says. "But in the business I'm in, I have lived a life that some people who are in their sixties haven't lived. I've gone through a lot and seen a lot. But I still have a lot to learn." Then there's the release of Hannah Montana: The Movie. And early this summer, shooting will begin on her first dramatic endeavor, a film Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook) wrote with her in mind. After that, she says, "I'd like to do something like Revolutionary Road or Garden State. I definitely want to be more challenged."

And there are so many "miles to go," and not just figuratively. She would like to travel more, but on her own terms. "I've been to Paris a thousand times. Everyone says it's gorgeous, but I've only seen it from inside a hotel suite," she laments. "I'd like to escape to Australia and sleep on the beach. Do crazy things." With new adventures come mistakes, but Miley is sharp and self-assured enough to know those come with the territory. (It's all, as she sings in her most recent hit single, about "The Climb.") "A mistake is only really a mistake if you don't learn from it," she says. "When I'm 30, am I going to be thinking about things that seem massive right now? Probably not." Just then, Emily Osment pops in to throw a wrench in this golden moment. "What's up, loser?" Miley snaps, and she's back to her giddy, quick-texting, Gerard Butler–obsessing reality, managing, like her Hannah Montana theme song proclaims, to have the best of both worlds.

Andy Roddick To Wed Brooklyn Decker

Andy Roddick, former U.s Open tennis champion, is set to wed model Brooklyn Decker this weekend (18-19Apr09).

The U.S. sports star, whose past loves have included singer/actress Mandy Moore and fellow court star Maria Sharapova, will exchange vows with the Sports Illustrated swimwear stunner in Austin, Texas according to the New York Post.

And Decker celebrated the upcoming nuptials by enjoying a rowdy hen party in North Carolina last weekend (11-12Apr09).

A source tells the publication, "Brooklyn and her bridesmaids had a big bachelorette weekend in Chapel Hill, NC, this weekend. They just bounced around and had a great time.

Roddick, a former world number 1, met Decker in 2007 after seeing her in Spots Illustrated Swinsuit Issue and gettin in touch with her. The pair announced that they were engaged in March of last year.

Due to his upcoming nuptuals Roddick is the only member of the men's top ten that is not playing in this week's Monte Carlo Masters, which kicks off the clay court season.

Jim Carrey Already Practising Three Stooges Role




Jim Carrey is giving his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy daily sneak peeks of his upcoming Three Stooges creation - by mastering his comedy voice and gobbling down treats.

The actress/model insists her man is still in negotiations for the role - reportedly opposite Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro - but he's not wasting anytime getting into the character of silver screen clown Curly.

She says, "He's definitely practising the role of Curly... He's basically enjoying his desserts... He's going to gain 50 pounds to play Curly.

"He's just having so much fun with it. I have no idea what it's gonna be like when he hits near 300 (pounds) but, in his comedy, he works hard at it.

"I listen to him walking around doing Curly... People are gonna be blown away when they see him."

But McCarthy isn't sure how she'll feel about Carrey when he balloons in weight to become the lovable Three Stooges fool: "You have to be very much in love with him to be turned on... but I love him to pieces."

Top 10 deadliest animals on the planet




1. Mosquito - Mosquitos carry the parasites that cause malaria which is responsible for the deaths of two million people every year.

2. Asian Cobra - Responsible for the majority of the 50,000 deaths by snakebite per year in India although it is not the most venomous.

3. Australian box jellyfish - The most venomous marine creature known to man, each tentacle has enough toxin to kill 60 people. Since 1884 at least 5,567 deaths have been attributed to these creatures

4. Great white shark - Since 1876 this shark has been responsible for 65 deaths worldwide and will develop a taste for human flesh once it has fed on a person. Each year 30-100 people die of shark attacks.

5. African lion - The only cats to live in a group, African lions work together to prey upon other animals and kill around 70 humans per year in Tanzania. In total, lions are responsible for over 250 deaths each year.

6. Australian saltwater crocodile - The largest living reptile on the planet mature males can reach 23ft in length and are opportunistic hunters using 'death-roll' to drown and suffocate their prey. Every year, over 2,000 deaths are caused by crocodiles.

7. The elephant - Elephants weight around 16 tonnes and are responsible for around 600 deaths every year through stamping and goring.

8. Polar bear - The largest meat eater living on land, polar bears are extremely protective of their cubs and attack viciously when there is a perceived threat. A polar bear can cut off a human head with a swipe of its paw.

9. Cape buffalo - The African Cape Buffalo will actively stalk and attack the hunter who wounded it. Each year it kills more humans in Africa than any other creature.

10. Posion dart frog - Native to the rainforests of South America their venom is enough to kill ten men and exudes from their skin. Natives run darts against their skin to use in hunting